AppSumo

OK, now I'm selling. With these guys, AppSumo (that's an affiliate link), I at least have a chance to learn to code. They're stuff isn't cheap, and I'm not guaranteeing you'll get anything out of it ... well, you will ... you'll at least get a feel for web development. And they're fun. Here's a hint: keep very close records of everything you get from them. Write down your passwords, where you'll be able to find them. Use codes of your own invention to link them to a particular account, and keep track of your user names, but use codes for them, too. Collect lots of screen shots ... next ..